I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!
Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!
Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes. We now have very secure dishes!
You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!
Why me, lord? Don't answer that!
The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.