Charlie Brown: "Life is just too much for me... I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble is that we're thrown into life too fast... We're not really prepared..." Linus: "What did you want... A chance to warm up first?"

For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something!

I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!

It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!

Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!