How can we lose when we're so sincere?

Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!

Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but if I don't forget her face, I'll go crazy... How can I remember the face I can't forget? Suddenly I'm writing country western music!

Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it feels like to spend a whole weekend all by yourself and no one wants you at all.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.