How can we lose when we're so sincere?

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

What's that?" "It looks like something from Linus... It is! He sent me a little birch-bark canoe from camp! He said he made it himself... Sometimes I think I don't deserve a nice brother like Linus..." "I have often thought the same thing." "Dear Linus, please send me another canoe. The first one broke when I threw it at Charlie Brown.

The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy