I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying - I just can't stand that sort of thing, talking to God about some cutesy thing that he'd done during the day. I don't think Hank Ketcham has any deep knowledge of things like that.

I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.

I've been thinking... Maybe you're a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems.