I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying - I just can't stand that sort of thing, talking to God about some cutesy thing that he'd done during the day. I don't think Hank Ketcham has any deep knowledge of things like that.

Never give your heart to a blockhead.

You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy. How can I ever forget them.

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.