I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying - I just can't stand that sort of thing, talking to God about some cutesy thing that he'd done during the day. I don't think Hank Ketcham has any deep knowledge of things like that.

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos.

No problem is too big to run away from.

I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.

A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.