You can't write a term paper before breakfast.

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.

It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.