I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!
Nobody remembers who came in second.
In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.
Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.