A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.
That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!
If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.
I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.
Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.