Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

Happiness is loving your enemies.

It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.

Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.