Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.

Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.

I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don't understand that. Gosh.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.