Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.

Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.

Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!