Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.

Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.

The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

I love humanity, it's people I don't like.