Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.
A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.
Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!
What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.