Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.

A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have to stick your head up once in a while... to see if anybody cares.

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!