It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.
Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.
I love humanity, it's people I don't like.
Happiness is loving your enemies.
Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!!
You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?