Why are you standing here, Charlie Brown?" "I'm waiting for that little red-haired girl to walk by... I'm going to say hello to her and ask her how she's enjoying her summer vacation, and just sort of talk to her... You know..." "You'll never do it, Charlie Brown... You'll panic..." "Besides that, she's already walked by!

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

Sometimes, when you're really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on your arm, and stare into space. Sometimes this can go on for hours. If you're unusually depressed, you may have to change arms.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.

Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.