Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean.

Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think about today..." "No, that's giving up... I'm still hpoing that yesterday will get better.

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

No problem is too big to run away from.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!