Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean.

For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!" "And then the game started!

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.'

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.

The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my Life. DRAWING.