Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos.

I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

Here I am flying high over enemy lines in my Sopwith Camel searching for the Red Baron. Who's that behind me? It's the Red Baron! He has me in his sights! Give my regards to Broadway.

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!