Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos.

My anxieties have anxieties.

Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.

The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my Life. DRAWING.

Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron.

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!