Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

Happiness is a sad song.

One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?

Who are you writing to, Linus?" "This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween Night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys for all the children!" "You must be crazy! When are you going to stop believing in something that isn't true?" "When *you* stop believing in that fellow with a red suit and the white beard who goes, 'Ho, ho, ho!'" "We're obviously separated by denominational differences.

Nobody remembers who came in second.