In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

How can we lose when we're so sincere?

There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.