I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!

Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron.

It just seems that if you hang on for a while longer, there is always something bright around the corner, or the dark clouds will go away and there will be sunshine again.

Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures.

Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?

For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!" "And then the game started!

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!