I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

What can you do when you don't fit in? What can you do when life seems to be passing you by?" "Follow me. I want to show you something. See the horizon over there? See how big this world is? See how much room there is for everybody? Have you ever seen any other worlds?" "No." "As far as you know, this is the only world there is, right?" "Right." "There are no other worlds for you to live in, right?" "Right." "You were born to live in this world, right?" "Right." "WELL LIVE IN IT THEN! Five cents please.