Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron.
Charles M. SchulzSometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.
Charles M. Schulz