Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.
Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.
Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.
Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.