Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!

I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

Aren't the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by.

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.