Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures.

Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.

Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.

Why me, lord? Don't answer that!

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.