What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!

Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!

The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.

The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!