What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!

Beauty Tips - How to Look Younger: Don't be born so soon.

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of one hundred or so people, it is time to build a new church. As soon as the congregation gets to the point where you are not on fairly intimate terms with every other person in that church, then you have become a theater where people can attend services. I do not think you can attend a church service. Service is not something which is there to be viewed as if it were a play or a movie.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful?" "I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known..." "You hate me, don't you?