Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.
A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.