There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.

Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.

People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.