Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.