There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.

Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!

Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie: THAT'S IT!!!

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and wonder if my life would be different if I had to do it over... Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, "boy, there's an original thought!

I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.