There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.

Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.

If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.'

Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but if I don't forget her face, I'll go crazy... How can I remember the face I can't forget? Suddenly I'm writing country western music!

The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!