You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!
It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!
It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.