I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Little brothers are the buck privates of life!

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

There is no greater burden than great potential.

If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.