I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.

You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a scream pierced the air'. . . . Good writing takes enormous concentration.

Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!