Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!