It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.

Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!

You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.

I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!

See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo." "He says he's not your sweet babboo." "What does he know?