It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Lucy: Our teacher wants us to write an essay on praying. Charlie Brown: Praying is important when you wake up at two o'clock in the morning feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before. Lucy: I'll just say we were out of town and I didn't have time to write anything.

On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.