It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.

My grandfather has been very depressed lately. He just doesn't know what to do. He says it's late in the game, and he's afraid that life has him beaten." "Tell him to take out the goalie.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos.

Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!

How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.