The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.

Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.

Sometimes, when you walk by the home of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window... She waves at you, and you wave back... But it's her grandmother.

Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.