I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?
All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!
We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.