Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.

This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it.

I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!

I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.

No problem is too big to run away from.

I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.