When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

All is well... That's my new philosophy.

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how I've tried..." "Nice try... Five cents, please!

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.