When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful?" "I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known..." "You hate me, don't you?

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.

All you require is adore. But just a little chocolate at times will not damage.

You can't eat compliments.

When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.

I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!