The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner. SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table. LINUS: BLECH!
I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.
I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.
I'm dying and all I hear are insults!