For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something!

All is well... That's my new philosophy.

Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!

I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried.