It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a scream pierced the air'. . . . Good writing takes enormous concentration.

Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but if I don't forget her face, I'll go crazy... How can I remember the face I can't forget? Suddenly I'm writing country western music!

Happiness is a sad song.

It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Aren't the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by.