I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don't understand that. Gosh.

It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.

If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Life is full of choices, but you never get any!

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.