Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.
What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!
It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy
I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?
There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile
Why me, lord? Don't answer that!