If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!

Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day.

Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.

The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!

Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.

The rain washed away my pitcher's mound... I'm a pitcher without a mound... I'm a lost soul... I'm like a politician out of office." "Or a sailor without an ocean..." "Or a boy without a girl.