If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.

How can we lose when we're so sincere?