I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

I love humanity, it's people I don't like.

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.