Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.

I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.

My anxieties have anxieties.

Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean.

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?