I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.
Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.
Love is a letter on pink stationery.
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.