It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same.

You can't eat compliments.

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!" "So what else is new?

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!