Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.

Never, ever, ever give up.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.