Why me, lord? Don't answer that!
Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.
Cartooning really is just designing.
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.
Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.