Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown" "Have you ruled out stupidity?" "Peanuts", Charles M

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same.

A watched supper dish never fills!

If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.