Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and wonder if my life would be different if I had to do it over... Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, "boy, there's an original thought!

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.