Who are you writing to, Linus?" "This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween Night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys for all the children!" "You must be crazy! When are you going to stop believing in something that isn't true?" "When *you* stop believing in that fellow with a red suit and the white beard who goes, 'Ho, ho, ho!'" "We're obviously separated by denominational differences.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.

When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.