Who are you writing to, Linus?" "This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween Night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys for all the children!" "You must be crazy! When are you going to stop believing in something that isn't true?" "When *you* stop believing in that fellow with a red suit and the white beard who goes, 'Ho, ho, ho!'" "We're obviously separated by denominational differences.

Soon Hansel and Gretel came to a little cottage. When they got quite near, they saw that the little house was made of bread and roofed with cake. The windows were transparent sugar." "There must not have been a very strict building code.

It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same.

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.

Love is sharing your popcorn.

Life is too short not to live it up a little!