Do you have your own room, Charlie Brown?" "Oh, yes... I have a very nice room." "I hope you realize that you won't always have your own room... Someday you'll get drafted or something, and you'll have to leave your room forever!" "Why do you tell me things like that?" "It's on a list I've made up for you... I call it, Things You Might As Well Know!

All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

Bob Dylan will be thirty years old this month..." "That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.