Lucy: Our teacher wants us to write an essay on praying. Charlie Brown: Praying is important when you wake up at two o'clock in the morning feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before. Lucy: I'll just say we were out of town and I didn't have time to write anything.

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Happiness is loving your enemies.

A watched supper dish never fills!

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.