Why me, lord? Don't answer that!

There is no greater burden than great potential.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon.

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.