Why me, lord? Don't answer that!

No problem is too big to run away from.

What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!

Little brothers are the buck privates of life!

Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting that I was lowering my standards! You wouldn't want me to do that, would you? Be reasonable! I have standards that I have set up for liking people, and you just don't meet those standards! It wouldn't be reasonable for me to like you!" "I hate myself for being so unreasonable!

Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.