I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery.

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

A watched supper dish never fills!

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.