I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery.

What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

Bob Dylan will be thirty years old this month..." "That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.

Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!

On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!