AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!
I'm not a big drinker. I don't really drink at all. But my dad and his pals will want to have a good swally because their nerves will be in some state, man!
That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man
Naw, it's like ants up there, man. Like ants that sound like lions!
I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'
Say that again, Commonwealth whit? (translation: what?) I'm no used tae hearing that.