That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man

I couldn't believe, I felt as if, like I said, I was going to drap deed y'knaw't a mean?

I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'

Say that again, Commonwealth whit? (translation: what?) I'm no used tae hearing that.

Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness

AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!

Naw, it's like ants up there, man. Like ants that sound like lions!