I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'
Say that again, Commonwealth whit? (translation: what?) I'm no used tae hearing that.
That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man
Naw, it's like ants up there, man. Like ants that sound like lions!
AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!
Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness