I couldn't believe, I felt as if, like I said, I was going to drap deed y'knaw't a mean?
I'm not a big drinker. I don't really drink at all. But my dad and his pals will want to have a good swally because their nerves will be in some state, man!
I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'
Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness
Naw, it's like ants up there, man. Like ants that sound like lions!
That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man