People can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

I dare anyone to debate me on things.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.