I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

Can't is the cancer of happening.

I was banging seven-gram rocks...because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don't have to make sure your story matches everyone else's.