I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I believe in detox. I think detox is smart. You've got a guy who's in an opiate cycle or a dope cycle or something, and he can't get out of it. You shut him down long enough so at least his body can start working for itself again.

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.