I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just don't, so I figure there's a higher calling keeping me on point that night.

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

You can't criticize Bob Dylan's singing. You have to respect Billy Joel as a brilliant poet. You can't tell me there's a better rock band ever than Led Zeppelin. And if you speak during the Eagles' "Last Resort," we're done. I'm just asking for seven minutes. This stuff really matters, you know.

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.