If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage.

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.